Käyttäjän Shaggy Rogers POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 6.12.2015 klo 23.32

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 1.12.2015 klo 10.03

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 1.12.2015 klo 0.13

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Avattu 7.6.2017 klo 11.46

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 6.12.2015 klo 23.42

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 1.12.2015 klo 10.05

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 5.12.2015 klo 15.58

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 7.12.2015 klo 0.00

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 8.12.2015 klo 8.58

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 8.12.2015 klo 23.04

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Avattu 9.12.2015 klo 9.06

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Avattu 13.12.2015 klo 9.28

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Avattu 16.11.2017 klo 13.11

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Avattu 9.12.2015 klo 22.31

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Avattu 2.5.2021 klo 12.49

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Avattu 8.12.2015 klo 9.44

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 20.4.2023 klo 15.14

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Avattu 16.11.2017 klo 13.10

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Avattu 3.1.2017 klo 15.39

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Avattu 1.12.2015 klo 9.29

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 12.12.2015 klo 9.25

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Avattu 7.7.2019 klo 11.53

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Avattu 3.6.2019 klo 17.50

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 8.12.2015 klo 23.37

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 12.12.2015 klo 9.28

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 7.7.2019 klo 10.45

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 7.12.2015 klo 23.49

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Avattu 9.12.2015 klo 9.08

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Avattu 16.11.2017 klo 13.10

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Avattu 16.11.2017 klo 13.09

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Avattu 16.11.2017 klo 13.11

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Avattu 9.2.2019 klo 0.34

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Avattu 1.12.2015 klo 0.13

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 7.12.2015 klo 9.51

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 9.12.2015 klo 8.55

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Avattu 8.12.2015 klo 23.42

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 16.11.2017 klo 13.11

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Avattu 22.4.2023 klo 17.05

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 1.12.2015 klo 0.25

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 1.12.2015 klo 10.09

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 7.12.2015 klo 9.43

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 6.12.2015 klo 23.37

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 8.12.2015 klo 23.31

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Avattu 1.12.2015 klo 14.06

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Avattu 20.4.2023 klo 15.13

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Avattu 16.11.2017 klo 13.10

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Avattu 8.12.2015 klo 23.46

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Avattu 7.12.2015 klo 23.49

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Avattu 16.11.2017 klo 13.12

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Avattu 16.11.2017 klo 13.10

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Avattu 13.12.2015 klo 9.29

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Avattu 14.12.2015 klo 22.44

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Avattu 17.12.2015 klo 9.25

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Avattu 3.1.2017 klo 15.31

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Avattu 3.1.2017 klo 17.42

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Avattu 3.1.2017 klo 20.51

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Avattu 16.11.2017 klo 13.09

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Avattu 13.12.2015 klo 23.00

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Avattu 16.11.2017 klo 13.11

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Avattu 17.12.2015 klo 9.47

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.

Avattu 3.1.2017 klo 17.25

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Avattu 16.11.2017 klo 13.11

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Avattu 3.1.2017 klo 20.27

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Avattu 17.12.2015 klo 9.47

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Avattu 16.11.2017 klo 13.12

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

12 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

2 / 10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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