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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Откл. на 11 юли 2019 в 21:40

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Откл. на 11 юли 2019 в 21:46

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Откл. на 29 дек. 2016 в 10:05

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Откл. на 11 юли 2019 в 22:06

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Откл. на 11 юли 2019 в 21:55

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Откл. на 12 юли 2019 в 11:06

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Откл. на 13 юли 2019 в 12:02

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Откл. на 14 юли 2019 в 23:26

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Откл. на 13 юли 2019 в 11:49

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Откл. на 15 юли 2019 в 12:49

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Откл. на 15 юли 2019 в 13:02

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Откл. на 13 юли 2019 в 11:32

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Откл. на 13 юли 2019 в 11:10

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Откл. на 19 юли 2019 в 2:52

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Откл. на 11 юли 2019 в 22:09

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Откл. на 11 юли 2019 в 21:41

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Откл. на 13 юли 2019 в 11:55

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Откл. на 14 юли 2019 в 22:45

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Откл. на 14 юли 2019 в 23:30

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Откл. на 11 юли 2019 в 21:43

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Откл. на 29 дек. 2016 в 10:06

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Откл. на 14 юли 2019 в 23:22

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Откл. на 12 юли 2019 в 8:43

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Откл. на 11 юли 2019 в 22:05

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Откл. на 11 юли 2019 в 21:56

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Откл. на 12 юли 2019 в 10:13

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Откл. на 12 юли 2019 в 10:15

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Откл. на 12 юли 2019 в 10:23

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Откл. на 11 юли 2019 в 22:04

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Откл. на 13 юли 2019 в 12:20

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Откл. на 15 юли 2019 в 12:53

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Откл. на 11 юли 2019 в 21:53

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Откл. на 12 юли 2019 в 9:04



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
4 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
0 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
21 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
3 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
0 / 10
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