I am a professionally trained, highly skilled woman protector for hire (I actually do it for free, a woman's safety is priceless.) You planning to harass a girl today? Not on my watch buddy, because I'm in a bad mood today, chud muffin. Stop what you're doing, and Leave. Her. Alone.

FYI, I am not in the business of protecting trans women, as they are not real women. Their average lifespans would make my job completely redundant anyway and would waste valuable time that could be spent on protecting the real and more important gamer princesses out there.