Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Television is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
ㅤ* It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
ㅤ* Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!