FLACO NO ME GUSTA QUE TE HAGAS EL CANCHERITO EN UN JUEGUITO ON-LINE COMO EL CONTRA GOLPE: GLOBALMENTE OFENSIVO O EL FUERTE DE LA NOCHE O AL ENORME LADRON DE AUTO 5 PORQUE NO DA PERRITO. NO LA AGITES QUE SOY DE POCAS PULGAS. TE ESTAS METIENDO CON UN PESADITO . HACE 2 MESES ME FUGUÉ DEL PENAL DE EZEIZA CON MI COMPA DE CELDA, BRUNITO "EL MARTILLERO" LE DECIAN. TODAVÍA ME ESTÁ BUSCANDO LA CANA. ESTUVE PRESO POR HOMICIDIO, NARCOTRÁFICO, CRIMEN ORGANIZADO Y ABUSO SEXUAL. YA ME CANTARON EN DONDE VIVIS PERRRITO, CUANDO QUIERAS VOY A GOLPEARTE LA PUERTA. A MI NO ME ROMPAS LOS HUEVOS PORQUE SACO EL FUSIL DE ABAJO DEL COLCHÓN DE MI HERMANO Y TE GATILLO LA CABEZA Y TE ROMPO LA RODILLA CON LA MAZA DE MI PAPA QUE ES ALBANIL (NO ME ANDA LA ENIE). CUIDATE NEGRO Y UN SALUDO ROMPEHUESOS DE GOKU

I'm going 100% tryhard, I'm heading for the top! Rank 1, rank 1... First I'm going to take Rank 1 NA, I'm transferring and going EU West, taking rank 1 there! Transfer! OCE? Rank 1 there. LAN? Rank 1! China? RRRANK ONE! Korea? R-R-R-RANK!! One... I will be the only League of Legends player to be RANK ONE in every single region. Remember this name.... I'm heading for the top!

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to '♥♥♥♥' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to '♥♥♥♥' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

The North Atlantic Treaty Organization successfully ended the War on Christmas on December 25th, 2021.

At 03:22, USAF F-22s ended their customary escort towards the north pole, leaving Santa Claus without the guidance during a heavy winter storm over the North Atlantic. The dictator moved towards the United Kingdom.

At 04:15, Royal Air Force Base Lufton launched 2 Eurofighter Typhoon fighters to intercept the Claus craft, under the pretext of violation of COVID-19 Masking Regulations. They launched 4 Meteor missiles, hitting the craft with two missiles. The Claus regime diverted southwest over continent Europe.

At 05:15, the Czech Republic launched 2 Gripen fighter planes, who successfully launched 4 anti-aircraft missiles towards the craft. The craft was hit by all four missiles, and it crashed in Latvia.

Latvian Army soldiers executed the dictator, freeing the United Elven Republic from 2,000 years of the oppressive regime.

I drink tons of horse ♥♥♥ to kill the demon in my stomach who constantly tells me not to drink horse ♥♥♥. Do you know how hard it is it acquire a gallon of horse ♥♥♥ a day and also hold a job and support a family? No you don't. Neither do I because I don't actually have a job or family which makes acquiring horse ♥♥♥ a litter harder and easier at the same time.