FLACO NO ME GUSTA QUE TE HAGAS EL CANCHERITO EN UN JUEGUITO ON-LINE COMO EL CONTRA GOLPE: GLOBALMENTE OFENSIVO O EL FUERTE DE LA NOCHE O AL ENORME LADRON DE AUTO 5 PORQUE NO DA PERRITO. NO LA AGITES QUE SOY DE POCAS PULGAS. TE ESTAS METIENDO CON UN PESADITO . HACE 2 MESES ME FUGUÉ DEL PENAL DE EZEIZA CON MI COMPA DE CELDA, BRUNITO "EL MARTILLERO" LE DECIAN. TODAVÍA ME ESTÁ BUSCANDO LA CANA. ESTUVE PRESO POR HOMICIDIO, NARCOTRÁFICO, CRIMEN ORGANIZADO Y ABUSO SEXUAL. YA ME CANTARON EN DONDE VIVIS PERRRITO, CUANDO QUIERAS VOY A GOLPEARTE LA PUERTA. A MI NO ME ROMPAS LOS HUEVOS PORQUE SACO EL FUSIL DE ABAJO DEL COLCHÓN DE MI HERMANO Y TE GATILLO LA CABEZA Y TE ROMPO LA RODILLA CON LA MAZA DE MI PAPA QUE ES ALBANIL (NO ME ANDA LA ENIE). CUIDATE NEGRO Y UN SALUDO ROMPEHUESOS DE GOKU

I'm going 100% tryhard, I'm heading for the top! Rank 1, rank 1... First I'm going to take Rank 1 NA, I'm transferring and going EU West, taking rank 1 there! Transfer! OCE? Rank 1 there. LAN? Rank 1! China? RRRANK ONE! Korea? R-R-R-RANK!! One... I will be the only League of Legends player to be RANK ONE in every single region. Remember this name.... I'm heading for the top!

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to '♥♥♥♥' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to '♥♥♥♥' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

The North Atlantic Treaty Organization successfully ended the War on Christmas on December 25th, 2021.

At 03:22, USAF F-22s ended their customary escort towards the north pole, leaving Santa Claus without the guidance during a heavy winter storm over the North Atlantic. The dictator moved towards the United Kingdom.

At 04:15, Royal Air Force Base Lufton launched 2 Eurofighter Typhoon fighters to intercept the Claus craft, under the pretext of violation of COVID-19 Masking Regulations. They launched 4 Meteor missiles, hitting the craft with two missiles. The Claus regime diverted southwest over continent Europe.

At 05:15, the Czech Republic launched 2 Gripen fighter planes, who successfully launched 4 anti-aircraft missiles towards the craft. The craft was hit by all four missiles, and it crashed in Latvia.

Latvian Army soldiers executed the dictator, freeing the United Elven Republic from 2,000 years of the oppressive regime.

I drink tons of horse ♥♥♥ to kill the demon in my stomach who constantly tells me not to drink horse ♥♥♥. Do you know how hard it is it acquire a gallon of horse ♥♥♥ a day and also hold a job and support a family? No you don't. Neither do I because I don't actually have a job or family which makes acquiring horse ♥♥♥ a litter harder and easier at the same time.

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just ♥♥♥ over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin ♥♥♥♥♥ jelly. Scientists were like "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin ♥♥♥♥♥ jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's ♥♥♥♥, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin ♥♥♥♥♥ Jelly, and just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ myself to death

I got pantsed at school yesterday. It was really embarrassing, and everyone was laughing at me, so I thought I’d do the only rational thing I could think of. I pulled my underwear down and started furiously masturbating to assert dominance. My crush was in the room so it was really easy to get the soldier up. Everyone was too shocked to say anything, I think they were paralyzed from the fear too. Anyways, after a few minutes of cranking I squirted baby batter all over my crush. She started screaming and ran out of the room. Everyone was yelling at me, the teacher even walked in and took me to the principal’s office. I got expelled and I might get a sexual assault charge soon. At least I asserted dominance though. Stay sigma, fellow kings 🐺🐺🐺

I couldn't help but notice that we have lots of similar interests! You know, like gaming, furries, and gay porn and stuff. I was wondering if you'd ever like to hang out with me 🥺. It'd be super cool to just go to the mall and talk about gaming. Maybe we could go in our fursonas too, just till we get to know each other a little better ✔️. I wouldn't mind having sex, but I'm a bit shy. My fursona is a fox after all. I don't mean to be as shy as I am, but it takes a lot for me to go out in public. Maybe you could help coax me out of my shell. I don't know about you, but I've always been a bit of a book worm. Or, should I say, a book fox 😂. I really like people's natural musk, so when we meet up I'd prefer if you haven't showered, but I understand that sometimes you have to mask your scent in order to avoid predators. That's okay too, it might make it hard for me to find my way back to your den. Can't wait to meet you for the furst time🤩!

See you,
Frank "Galaxy paw" Smith

Your mother and I have a relationship thats all about the master/slave dynamic. When I said she was like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal possible way. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it was because we were getting a puppy? That was a lie, son, truthfully your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around in the backyeard. Shes usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, the whole thing was her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture... She once took a full sizes, adult-woman ♥♥♥♥ in my Dockers. Your mother is one ♥♥♥♥♥♥-up slut, and I love her, son, but I'm not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankley? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head, and I don't know if I'm strong enough to ♥♥♥♥ it out of her.

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)

I wanna ♥♥♥♥ the reddit logo Everytime my wifi is laggy and reddit starts loading I get a massive red 9 inch throbbing vein popping Sherlock ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boner. I have lost no nut November atleast 175 times this year due to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ snoo. I want to grab snoo by it's throat and chomp his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head then I'll insert my dicc into his thick slimy ass

It's great to be American. After being awoken today by the sound of gunshots, I army crawled into the kitchen to make breakfast like I always do. I turned on the news (only sound now because of all the bullet holes in the screen) and the weatherman said to expect 3-5 inches of lead today. Great, that's less than usual. I grabbed a fresh gun out of the cabinet and began to eat my cereal with the spoon attachment that the lax laws in the US allow me to have, but first, I notice my neighbor is outside! We exchange pleasantries and fire. I can hear a heavy machine gun rattling off a few houses down. "Sounds like Jim's got the .50 Cal out." I say.

As a chef, it’s an insult to hear “air fryers are as good as frying”. Air fryers are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scams and are just convection ovens with an extra fan added.

Seriously, pan searing or regular baking will always be better. I swear to ♥♥♥♥ Jared if I hear you compare fried chicken to air fried chicken one more time I’m gonna smack the gob out of you.

my husband refuses to look for a job even though I think it would be good for him (And we could use the additional income), but he just says he’s, “got too much on his plate already”.

That being monitoring these stupid subreddits. And Everytime I bring it up he claims what he’s doing is unpaid labor similar to that of a homemaker. But he doesn’t clean or cook or do any of that the way he used to. He just monitors his stupid subreddits. I don’t know what to do.

Sometimes I want to leave him because I believe I may not be able to reach him.

late 13c. (c.1200 as a surname), from Old North French planke, variant of Old French planche "plank, slab, little wooden bridge" (12c.), from Late Latin planca "broad slab, board," probably from Latin plancus "flat, flat-footed," from PIE *plak- (1) "to be flat" (see placenta ). Technically, timber sawed to measure 2 to 6 inches thick, 9 inches or more wide, and 8 feet or more long. Political sense of "item of a party platform" is U.S. coinage from 1848. To walk the plank, supposedly a pirate punishment, is first attested 1789 and most early references are to slave-traders disposing of excess human cargo in crossing the ocean.

spiny bush vipers can affect the human body in terrifying ways, their venom omits neuro toxicity, neurotoxicity refers to damage of the Brain or the nervous system, these toxins change the ways of the nervous system detrimentally causing potentially fatal complications within the unfortunate victims body
free knowledge, you're welcome friend.

I'm telling you, there is absolutely nothing wrong with having a mommy gf. I mean, girls have daddy bfs all the time and no one criticizes them but why is it so weird suddenly when the roles have reversed? Personally, I think there's nothing wrong with having a girlfriend who's natrually nurturing (I mean, they should be anyway, it's their only role) and if she doesn't have a child yet I would happily fill that role. I think it's just them practising for real motherhood for when we have kids together. Also, it's not like I'm her actual kid or anything, that would be weird, I just like to suck on her tit while she pats my head while we watch TV or something, it's very comforting. I think having a mommy gf is the best because she's like your actual mom (maybe even better) and you can aso ♥♥♥♥ her, you get the best of both worlds. So ♥♥♥♥ you, I'm going to go have dinner with my gf now.

Whats up nerd haha, it's Quintillus from highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sneedicus the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 169k a year and drive a corvette. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

+rep chill

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