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This game is poorly optimized + mixed with some laggy servers. This game can be a gold mine for BlueHole if they put more effort and money into this game. I have had some fun times and really hope this game progresses.

Edit: I'm a lesbian and this game is gayer than me. I don't know how to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play this piece of ♥♥♥♥ game because as soon as I spawn in Kim So Phuck kills me instantly without even breaking a sweat. I hate this game and I hate the people who made it.
Chicken Diner my ass

Payday 2, a game in which you complete missions/heists.

You get a broad variety of characters to choose from starting with the OGs such as Dallas, Bodhi and Chains... The PayDay Gang. You all share a house which you will call "The Safe House". You can upgrade your house by defending it against intruding police men. Completing this mission will reward you with tokens which are used for upgrading/adding rooms to it.

Money, the main target in the game. I know you want a lot of it... FAST. Doing heists at the easiest levels don't get you as much money as if you did them at the hardest levels such as "Very Hard or even One Down...(Hardest). But not only do the levels change the amount you receive during the payday, it is also the heists you pick. Picking the normal Bank Heist is one of the cheapest heists you can pick. I recommend "FireStarter" on Death Wish. Over 2.5 mil.

PayDay 2 is an enjoyable game by itself, but if you are looking for a boost to it, I recommend getting DLCs. If you do not know what a dlc does, it basically adds more enjoyable content to the game such as: Gun attachments or upgrades, New characters and Maps. If you become and addict and want all the DLCs BEWARE! They sum adds up to $150.66 USD!

When you start up the PayDay 2 game for the first time you don't have a lot of weapons to choose from (join the PayDay 2 group for additional arsenal). The weapons you have in storage are sufficient for you PayDay 2 career. Once you found your "beauty" you will have a restriction on most attachments but the ones they let you use with suffice.

You might be going into this game thinking this is a 100% bank heist game.It's not... There are hundreds of game types starting from banks to robin toy stores to cooking meth. All a great blast to play with comrades on hard levels so you can hear them scream like a little baby...

As a conclusion I recommend this game truly. If you do not work as a team you
will not succeed in your career.

Great game

I recomd it very much I finshd it in under 8 hours on hardest mode! (dont buy if you dont want a challenef.

Are you strategic, named Juan or an annoying little 12 year old kid playing on a potato?
Well oh boy do I have the game for you...Counter-Strike!
Now on a more serious note, Counter-Strike is a wonderful game where you are placed on 2 teams Counter-Terrorist Group or the Terrorist Group.

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Casual-Casual is a 10 v 10 game where you have to plant a bomb on either A or B site. In other words it is a Team Death Match
DeathMatch- deathmatch is a gamemode where you spawn randomly across the map you are playing on. There is no objective only to get as many kills possible.
Demolition- Basically a gun game... Every kill you get you are rewarded with a new weapon.
Arms race- Samething as Demolition but the last kill you get with the golden knife is victory for you.
Competitive- a 5v5 game where you could kill your teammates with a deadly blow. you are not supplied with armour or defuse kit so it is up to you to remember to buy them.

CS:GO/Stream ECONOMIE. Skins are purchasable from the steam market or could be found in crates that you get dropped from in games. The prices vary on the eloquence of the skin... Blue, Purple, Pink, Red, Gold (knife/glove)

If you ever get bored of the game modes supplied by valve you can maybe check out the "community server list". The community server list has thousands upon thousands of game modes starting with a FFA(Free For All), Surfing, Murder mystery and even Hide & Seek!

In all, Counter-Strike Global Offensive is a very well thought out game and is really fun to play with your friends... Counter-Strike Global Offensive is an amazing game to play solo or with a group of friends.


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