Let’s just cut to the chase here. I don’t like long introductions. I like cutting things short. I cut through traffic and cut lines. I don’t care. I slice and dice. I don’t have time for chit-chat. Up up down down X X O O. My katana was made for one thing only: cutting through crap. One clean cut. That’s all it takes. Are we clear? Cut.

Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED

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Since I’ve been on this page y’all have gone from funny to fun to snarky to rude to probably being cheated on to bi***ches to a bunch of see you next tuesdays. Change the name to
I aM a MoDeRn WhOrEhOuSe
✌🏼out losers

I overheard my son on the phone with one of his friends. He started bragging about his new girlfriend and her 'huge mommy milkers'
MOMMY milkers.
That's when I realized he didn't love this girl, he missed ME. Everything was going to be ok, as long as I kept him very, very close

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