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Zoomorphic

The Friends of the Monkeys have learned the basics about these beautiful animals.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:59pm

Polymorphic

The Amateur Zoologists have learned about a wide variety of primates.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:03am

Xenomorphic

The Masters in Primatology have observed primates from the whole wide universe.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:48am

Metamorphosis

This MonkeyVision specimen has achieved its full potential.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 12:02pm

Big Crunch

If you keep working like this, you might collapse.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:09pm

Work Principle

No time to monkey around when there's work to be done.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:45am

Cosmic Inflation

Your profits grow at an exponential rate when you invest wisely.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:11pm

The Law of Robotics

Thanks for being honest with dyslexic androids.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:49am

Neodog

The gizmograph is man's best friend.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 12:39pm

Neutron

Your capacity for independent thinking needs to improve.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:49am

Magic Number

Abracadabra, call and speak!
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:42pm

Convergence

Where two can chat, three can chat.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:43pm

Futuristic Manifesto

You didn't have to show the artist.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 5:23am



Xenolinguistic

Taking notes on the primates' behavior is essential.

Quantum

That's quite a bit of money

Hive Mind

You can't consider yourself part of the swarm if you don't know every section of our market.

Chain Reaction

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, but there are discounts.

Theory of Everything

You have to know how to eat a little of everything.

Kessler's Syndrome

It takes seven objects to make a collection... or a pile of junk.

Proton

Your capacity for independent thinking is progressing adequately.

Electron

Your capacity for independent thinking merits a failing grade.

Particle

The omega particle awaits those who follow the rules.

Anti-particle

There are people who only know how to be contrarian.

Missing Link

People who don't fit in are expelled.

Escape Pod

Without a plan B, this could have ended very badly.

Star Person

Celebrities' calls can be soporific.

Band-limited Channel

Filk the music, help your folks!

Fabric of Spacetime

As in the case of speed, you need time and space to get a quality suit.

Newspad

There's a reason they're called investigative articles.

Holistic Investigation

The real crime would be not testifying.

Madtrix

Have you tried to reboot the universe?

Big Bang

Every outcome requires a catalyst.

Chrononaut

These relics hold stories from the past.

Brown Dwarf

That waffly is going to eat me out of house and home.

Infinite Improbability

A good cosmic traveler never throws in the towel.