King of Dad Jokes, without beeing a Dad

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there once was a man from nantucket

Slade: Robin, you wanna know how i lost my face?
Robin: HOW
Slade: First I was talking to my friend over the phone and said, " Sorry, I CAN'T COME OUT TO THE MOVIES TONIGHT! I MET THIS GIRL! HER NAME'S TERRA! SHE'S PRETTY COOL! " I made her my apprentice. I asked her to go make me a saaaaandwich. She said, "what does this do with destroying the teen titans? " I HATE IT WHEN SHE BACK TALKS! so I grabbed her, shaked her around and said WHY SO SERIOUS?! Then i tripped and fell and landed face first on that tiny little grill thing that makes pancakes. AND THAT HOW I LOST MY FACE X)
Robin: I WANT TERRA
Slade: I WANT TERRA

Carl Little: BILLY IS FLYIN THE PLANE O COURSE BILLY HUMOROUS WHO ELSE WOULD BE FLYIN BESIDES OL BILLY
DaFinalBoss: BILLY?
Carl Little: YES BILLY O COURSE ITS BILLY BILLY HUMEROUS
DaFinalBoss: WELL BILLY WHEN I SQUIRT YOUR CONTROLS WITH THIS HERE SQUIRT GUN THEY'RE GONNA SHRT CIRCUT
Carl Little: BUT THAT WOULDNT BE FUNNY "BILLY HUMEROUS"
DaFinalBoss: WHATS NOT FUNNY ABOUT SQUIRT GUNS BILLY?
Carl Little: EVERTHING ABOUT SQUIRT GUNS LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE ELSE SHOULD BE BILLY HUMEROUS THEN