1) Player with a DINOSOWER! or =Pisos.Pro= team tag in your team
2) Silly, obnoxious or generic player name (e.g. H@CKERM@N, ONLY DIGIEL etc.) in your team
3) Player with a nickname ending with -1337, -Biceps, uppercase -S (characters before "S" lowercase) or -meister in your team
4) Player with Chinese or Japanese characters in a nickname buying R8 on the first round in your team
5) Professional CSGO team as profile picture in your team
6) Exactly two players with the same team tag in your team
7) Five players with the same team tag in the opposite team
8) At least two players from countries considered European, but with majority of their territory geographically outside Europe in your team
9) Only one game (CSGO) on account in regards to at least 2 team members of your team
10) At least two private profiles in your team

Three of those and it will be difficult
Seven of those and it's game over.

Bonus:
11) When you say "hello" at the start only to be met with silence. Three rounds later, after losing 1v3 situation, you hear "OMG YOURE SO BAD!"