I am old, fat, lazy, half-blind and deaf in one ear. Please remember this when I smoke you.
Unless, of course, you won.

I welcome Friend requests from anyone who's played something besides DOTA for two hours. Seriously, guys: I have nothing worth stealing.

Also, if any of these lists make sense to you, we may have some common ground.
S1W, A1W, S5G, ECF
Zarquon, Agrajag, Roosta
TAS, M&R, Rutland, Wilflex