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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2017 @ 5:51pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2018 @ 10:48am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2018 @ 10:48am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2017 @ 4:13pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 15 May, 2019 @ 3:00pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2017 @ 10:19pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2019 @ 12:01pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2017 @ 9:59am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2018 @ 4:06pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 11:42pm

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 3:54am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2017 @ 4:24pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 7 May, 2019 @ 2:59pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2019 @ 4:10pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2018 @ 10:48am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2017 @ 7:58pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2018 @ 10:48am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2017 @ 2:57pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2017 @ 9:49am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2019 @ 12:30pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2017 @ 10:17am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2018 @ 10:48am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 5:34am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 21 May, 2019 @ 11:08am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 6 May, 2019 @ 7:03pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 10:40am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 19 May, 2019 @ 9:22am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 8 May, 2019 @ 10:23am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2018 @ 10:48am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2019 @ 7:17pm

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:33am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 3:53pm

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 7:18am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 11:11am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 13 May, 2019 @ 12:04am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 7:27am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2019 @ 9:25pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2020 @ 8:17pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 9:10pm



Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Pimped!

That really does it.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!