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41 of 42 (98%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2020 @ 6:30pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2020 @ 6:53pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 6:53pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2020 @ 6:21pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 3:14pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 3:16pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 3:15pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2020 @ 6:36pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2020 @ 7:32pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 3:50pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 6:08pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 7:21pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 7:41pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2020 @ 7:37pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2020 @ 8:13pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2020 @ 8:34pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 8:12pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 8:50pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2020 @ 8:59pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 7:43pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 4:39pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2020 @ 8:56pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 7:34pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 8:13pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 8:02pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 8:35pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 8:57pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 9:39pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 9:43pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2020 @ 6:39pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2020 @ 7:11pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2020 @ 7:06pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2020 @ 7:33pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2020 @ 8:43pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 8:00pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2020 @ 7:59pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 9:11pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 9:04pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 4:37pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 7:46pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2020 @ 6:37pm



Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.