Okay I have an idea: You get Cookie Clicker on steam and deck out your showcases for games with specifically Cookie Clicker stuff

a respectable man who took my teleporter once

it doesnt help your team but boy do you fly fast

thonk wait till you learn to rocket jump with the air strike

taught me hot to trimp now i identify as a plane

Absolutely amazing soldier! It was an honor fighting against you!
10/10 Soldier, one of the best I've had the pleasure to fight against. Keep on being you!
10/10 best soldier i ever fought agents!
top tier soldier, keep on having fun man
A really nice guy. Give them lots of love.