r a p e y o u r o w n m o t h e r

"The best index to a person's character is a) how he treats people who can't
do him any good and b) how he treats people who can't fight back."
-- Abigail Van Buren
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How should I know if it works? That's what beta testers are for. I
only coded it.
-- Attributed to Linus Torvalds, somewhere in a posting
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Boucher's Observation:
He who blows his own horn always plays the music
several octaves higher than originally written.
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Mulder: (to Boggs on Scully's disappearance).. Elvis in three
states every day.. and yet no one saw a pretty woman
being forced off the road in a rental car?

"The X-Files: Irresistible"
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Ever wonder if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?
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Ooh, mommy, mommy, what I have now doesn't work in this extremely
unlikely circumstance, so I'll just throw it away and write something
completely new.
-- Linus Torvalds
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PRESTON HOWARD HAS A FAT DICK

-rep likes girls

spinksy gets spanked by his missus

PWHOWARD IS LEGALLY GAY NOW