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- 1x Monster Horse♥♥♥♥♥♥♥(12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)
You cocky ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you’ve officially survived another year of raw-dogging life with no lube. 🥂 I hope today you get railed harder than your data plan and filled with more questionable fluids than a gas station slushy machine. 💦🍑
May your cake be moist as a pornstar’s sheets and your night filthier than the sock under your bed. 🧦💀 I hope you wake up tomorrow with a pounding headache, a suspicious bruise, and absolutely no recollection of whose bed you’re in. 🤯
Love you, ya ♥♥♥-soaked degenerate. 💚🔥 Now go out there and ♥♥♥♥ this birthday senseless. 💥😏