Recent reviews by Bored

worms, destruction, winning. this game has it all.

base map feels smaller than ets, but it's still trucking :shrug:

balls

portals + funny robot woman 10/10

Game seems to love to render the furthest assets before the closest. Unnecessary render distance with no way to change it. Flashing textures across various resolutions and qualities, assets vanish from view if viewed at certain angles. Couple of stutters-which are somewhat acceptable. Not sure why the toilets in the apartment buildings on the other side of my city need to be modeled and rendered in but hey-it's a feature!

Could've just shelved it for a few months until they manage to hit their benchmarks. I'm sure a better product on release-date vs having your company trying to save face and fix a dodgy launch would've done wonders.

physics trolls me a bunch in multiplayer, 20/10 goofiest cleaning game

man i love truckin'

ez monster slayin

no aim to grinding

boring