I saw L. Ron Hoyabembe at a grocery store in Florida yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

Dimitri is selling Tonymania shirts, you buyin?

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　　　　　（；´Д｀） go suck a ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pos
　　-=≡ 　/　　　 ヽ　 welcome to the dumpster noobtrash
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　-=≡　/.　＼ヽ／＼＼_ get clownstomped, tryhard　　　　　　　
　　　/　　　 ヽ⌒)==ヽgigantic ass mad queer get raped
-= 　 /　/⌒＼.＼　|| 　♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerd ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ass get bodied
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DAD? xdxdxdxdxd no church in the wild

You forgot your watermelons.