add me, please, always carries the team

I live in a low income barony. Me and my yeoman derive all of our income from the export of unlicensed potions and tonics. I have plenty of concubines in my harem, and if you don't believe me, you are welcome to come to my address (it is the Dark Castle at the peak of Tortured Demon's Peak, take the first left from the Oakvale forest). But be warned, I own many cursed swords and am extremely deranged. If you stand against me, you stand against my legion of skeletons, ghouls, goblins and monstrous critters, and all of us are complete knaves and villainous rascals. Even as we speak, my monkey-men are conducting shenanigens in your demense. Let your gaze not meet mine lest you be slain in a ride-by, bisected in twain by halberds as I come galloping through town.

lois

+rep.. OMG... Epic Comeback.

will not let go

help