Recent reviews by Cactus™ ♥

An MR-RL time. Me and Marc Rutzou.... Me and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Marc Rutzou! That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right. I skipped 1:13. I am a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legeeeend!! I've never SEEN a 1:13 before... and I never ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will!!

1:12 baby!!!! 'Til the day I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die!!

YES!!! 'Bout time I get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lucky break in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game!! Mother♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and I CLUTCHED the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grenade launcher!! That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right!!! Yea it's this one! Right here IT's THIS ONE!! My insane pace... Right here! THIS is the 1:12 Right here! YES!! It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it!

I'mma have to jus-ᴵ'ᵐᵐ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶠᶦⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡ ʷʰᵒˡᵉ ᵛᶦᵈ ᵒᶠᶠ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ'ᵐᵐᵃ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ᶦᵗ.....

.....DUUUUUUUDE WHAT A RUSHHH.... WHAT A RUUUUUUSH!!!! Watch this. Watch when I get the grenade launcher. (sorry) Look at that. See how fast my pace is!? Right in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAD!!! YEEEAAAHH! Got a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 1:12 baby!! That's RIGHT! You see that CLUTCHNESS I AM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CCC-LUTCH!

Look at this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ line I take. I'm like, "YEAH baby. Let's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DO this!!" I wait I wait, right when he starts firing to try to back boost me, The double..... Body armor..... Two quick ones...!! I already know I'm gettin' there on the perfect line. LOOK AT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PACE!!!! Fifty Fourty-nine! mmph--FOURTY-SEVEN BABYYYYY!!!!!!!

That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right. That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IT. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PUMPED watching this one again!!!! I waited the cinema too 'cause I said "oh my god it might be 1:12." And it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IS!!! IT FUUC--

The Russians speak English in this game. That's how you know they're the good guys!!

This game taught me a very valuable life lesson.

If you rescue a girl from a burning building, she will instantly become your girlfriend!

Why did I buy this game? Why did I buy it knowing that it was an incomplete game, knowing that Left 4 Dead 2 is everything this game is, plus more?

I'll tell you, I got it for one reason. Because I want to see my own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ legs! And that's worth all the money in the world!

I'm not sure if I like this or not. I need to spend more time in here to decide...