There once was a counter-strike player. His goal was to be global elite, but he never reached his dream... in fact he was nowhere close. He found a new love for Rocket league... He saw that psyonix decided aprilfools was the time of the vegetables... and he strived for the best rank... he went on a journey to the eggplant! He failed embarassingly badly... To this day he still struggles to get anywhere, however he has inherited the name... Global Eggplant... in hopes of someday reaching his ultimate goal...

He's also occasionally a gmybear... that scrub is me. I actually just spent 5 minutes typing this and i feel bad and i'm embarrassed :I