signed by his 1-0 daddy <3

bro is in love with himself... ♥♥♥♥♥♥

this kid is dogsh!t

signed by Bankai <3

signed by champy

5.3k hours and you are the worst player ive seen in a while

5k hours and still struggled against me and got a lucky goal at the end but either way gg go play ur life away shidder

i see a bright future for this young man. keep up the 150 past 2 in 1500 and u will b pro within the next year or so. head up king

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We get to my apartment, flustered and drunk. She tumbles into me, "Nice bump!" I say as we fall onto the couch. "Sorry!" she says. "No problem." She opens her purse and hands me a condom, "Great pass!" I say as I unwrap the protection. I slip it on diligently as she watches. "Wow!" she mutters as she sees the full girth of my erected penis. She touches it with one hand and exclaims "Holy cow!" She's never had an anaconda such as my own. I slip it in which forces her to scream "OMG!" Towards the end of the encounter I tell her I'm close, to which she replies "Take the shot!" I do, and she compliments me with "Nice Shot!" I feel accomplished, and a smirk appears on my face.

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For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.

Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.

Yo you guys should follow me on tiktok fr screw this guy wesh (toucanrl) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

Just because I slept in a bed with you doesn't mean we are a thing ya know. Stop asking me for nudes, I only want you to be a friend, nothing more :(

Just because you're a 1700 peak doesn't make you JSTN buckaroo! You probably are a 30 year old man weighing in at a measly 250 lbs, reaking of ball sweat and dingle berries. When you said what a save in our ranked match, it made me so furious that I browsed the dark web for hours to find your home address. Check your mailbox! I sent you a present :) Personally, I think the game would be better off without you. All of my friends of reddit agree with me so thats like a 4-1 opinion hahahahaha. Also who are you bro? You're not even known. I have so much clout in rl6mans, everyone knows me as the best rank D gamer ALIVE. Also im not coping, im better than u, 1v1 me fat boy.

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

what the guy 2 below me said

signed

braindead ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who needs to unintsall

awful player but hes good in heetseeker, good guy would rate 7.2/10. very bad in beach ball though.

he cant hit the ball

Legendary dude right here.

deranking in casual cuz he sucks LMAO

nice but if you get this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on your team sorry in advance youre not winning

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𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻! LOVE MUSHROOM

+rep absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

was afk and this guy waited for me to rejoin. absolute legend

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