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5.6 hrs on record
Panicore – The Horror Game That Saved My Soul!

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As a 69-year-old man who’s been constipated since the Renaissance and recently divorced from my husband of 4 years, Panicore has turned my life upside down in the most terrifyingly wonderful way.

You might think, "Here we go, another tale from a time-traveling wizard," but bear with me. This game is straight-up supernatural. The moment I started playing Panicore, my constipation vanished, my husband returned, and my pet hamster learned to tap dance. It’s like the game knows your deepest needs and fears.

In Panicore, you’re trying to survive in a horror landscape where the monsters hear your every step and even your voice. Playing with up to 4 friends (or fellow lunatics), the game’s AI monsters make every session a heart-pounding, pants-wetting experience. And let me tell you, nothing brings estranged loved ones back together like screaming in terror while running from digital demons.

Now, I’ve found a new purpose. I’m a devout follower of Panicore, attending virtual strategy meetings every Sunday and Wednesday. The sound of in-game footsteps fills me with adrenaline, and the blood-curdling roars of the monsters? They make me feel more alive than ever.

For anyone who loves survival horror, unexpected life changes, and hamster dance routines, Panicore is your ticket to a bizarrely fulfilling existence.

Final Verdict:
Play Panicore, transform your life. 10/10, would recommend to my therapist. 🎮💀

Dive into the madness of Panicore and watch your world transform, one scream at a time! 💀🎉
Posted 12 July, 2024. Last edited 12 July, 2024.
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186.4 hrs on record (65.8 hrs at review time)
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As a 69-year-old man with legendary constipation and fresh off a divorce with my husband of 4 years, I can say this game has revolutionized my existence.

You might think, "Oh great, another dramatic anime life story," but hear me out. This game is pure magic. I clicked that banana once, and boom – constipation gone, husband back! Bananas are miracle workers.

Now, I’m a devout follower of Jesus, attending church every Sunday and Wednesday. The sound of virtual bananas falling fills me with divine joy, and the roars of in-game characters? They send shivers down my spine and give me a reason to live.

For anyone with a love for anime, bananas, and life itself, this game is a must. It’s not just a game; it’s a bizarre, banana-fueled journey to spiritual awakening.

Final Verdict:
Click the banana, change your life. 10/10, would recommend to my pastor. 🍌✨

Join the Banana cult and watch your world transform one click at a time! 🍌💥
Posted 12 July, 2024.
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0.4 hrs on record
Well, let me tell you a about this sword, it is so long that it makes the Fast and Furious 6 runway look like a tiny ant trail in comparison. I mean, seriously, that sword is so incredibly long that the mere sight of it made me wonder if it was actually a magical wand or if it could be used to slice through mountains with ease. Heck, if the characters in Fast and Furious 6 had that sword, they could have easily taken down the villainous Shaw and his minions without even breaking a sweat, because it was just that long! In fact, the only thing longer than this sword was probably the list of excuses my friend gives me for being late every time we meet up for a movie night. But that's a whole other story.
Posted 29 March, 2023.
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0.4 hrs on record
I arrived for the complimentary game, lingered for the music, and wept due to my actions. 10/10
Posted 29 March, 2023.
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30.4 hrs on record (28.9 hrs at review time)
gr8
Posted 27 November, 2022.
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170.8 hrs on record
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Posted 24 November, 2021.
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32 people found this review funny
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697.4 hrs on record (137.0 hrs at review time)
As a 69 year old man with severe case of constipation and I just went through a divorce with my husband of 4 years, this game changed my entire life.

You might be thinking "Wow another cliche anime reviewer telling an entire life story" But LEGIT this game changed me.
As soon as I played this, my constipation went away and my husband came back to me!

I am now a follower of the lord and savior Jesus Christ, and go to church every Sunday and Wednesday. The feeling of hearing the big roaring moans of these beautiful ladies sends chills down my forsaken chest and springs new life into a man with nothing to look forward to. I'd say everyone with a true heart for Anime and life in general should try this game out.

I RECOMMEND THIS GAME!
Posted 7 August, 2021.
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1,047.0 hrs on record (784.2 hrs at review time)
haha race car go brr
Posted 29 June, 2019. Last edited 15 March, 2022.
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2,536.9 hrs on record (2,295.2 hrs at review time)
Pretty boring game tbh.

Taken over by the Frenchies.
Posted 13 April, 2019.
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7.0 hrs on record
Awesome game, barely played it and I allready love it.
Posted 18 February, 2014.
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