Weenis Smack
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Something something weeaboo ♥♥♥♥

I sexually identify as a Panzerkampfwagen Tiger Ausf. B "Konigstiger", operated by a crew of five encased in 7 inches of steel and armed with a 88mm Kwk 43 L/71, ready to kill all the inferior races for The Furher, The Fatherland, and The Glorious Struggle.

I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man, and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.
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F3tuz 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:42am 
you got extremly lucky with that kill of me i hope you know. i hit you with an exposive anfd a poisen round. i guess the hunt god wanted to give u a bone
Skulli 19 Jun, 2021 @ 10:32pm 
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F3tuz 19 Jun, 2021 @ 10:30pm 
When I was younger, maybe junior high, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So when there i am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece and who walks in but Nicolai Hvilshøj Reedtz, aka dev1ce. I was nervous as ♥♥♥♥, and just kept looking at him, as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother dev1ce, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, dev put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.