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(¸,·´ (¸* Merry Christmas *´`)
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🐟🌽😺🐊👹🚘🍆👑🍖🌳
» under the clothing, ß
» Mexico and Japan make. ●
» England starts sweeping. ☎
🍇🥗🌋👃🚙🚗🐝🎫🚕🐛
» peeking my totem ❉
» I discovered my princes ❁
» beside my sugar ✿
💃👾📀🔋🏀💎🎽💗⚡🐊
» before the sugar, ☣
» Japan attached happily. ♧
» Japan stops blowing. ❃
🚘💄🔋👳🎁💚🐳💗🎈🐝
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then kicked him out. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy
i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up
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Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
Kio, Kio
[Verse 1]
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
[Chorus]
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
[Verse 2]
Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
[Outro]
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I got the—