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2 people found this review helpful
9.6 hrs on record
RSI the game. The minigames & QTE could also kill the spacebar on your keyboard.

The game lures you in with great graphics, decent story and funny cutscenes, then it ambushes you with minigame & QTEs. It's like a terrible rollercoaster where the good parts are amazing and the bad minigames leaves you wanting to delete the game. The worst one so far has been the seahose racing one.

Doesn't help that multiple actions are bound to the same key in such a way that will get you killed during boss fights. Also there are suprise bossfights, better hope you actually had a gun with you that one time instead of the way more pratical netlauncher.

I really want to enjoy the game, but I value my health more.
Posted 8 February.
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12 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
5.9 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
All this game has going for itself is style, there is no substance, just annoyances and contrived game mechanics. Not worth anyones time.

Also ♥♥♥♥ this game and random events. Sudden earthquake? Lets hope that doesnt DESTROY EVERY BUILDING THAT GENERATES MONEY IN ONE GO! Want to rebuild those destroyed buildings? That will be 500$ per (regardless if it costs less) and that doesn't include the ORIGINAL COST!

Also
Want to grow food?
Want to extract water?
Want to mine uranium?
Want to mine matter (basic construction material)?
Want to use wind power?
Want to use solar power?

Better hope you selected the right starting location as the game tells you basically nothing at the start regarding this. One has to first research the technology to be able to select a good starting location AFTER HAVING SELECTED A STARTING LOCATION!

Yes, sure, you can start at all 3 location at the same time, but have fun micro-manage that as all 3 of them couts as independent economies, its like playing as 3 people at once. You will have to set up trade deals WITH YOURSELF. What kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up mechanics are that?

Don't worry, it gets worse as all of these trades, buildings and whatnot runs on (drumroll) cryprocurrency. (For some odd reason they decided to call money that, why?). Since all 3 cities have an independent pool of curreny one can't just boost or one-sidedly help a city, as the receiver has to always pay. Can't gift resources either. Combine that with that there is always a loss in value due to purchase prices alwats being like 50% more than sales prices makes inter-city trading tedious at best to balance and can outright bankrupt one of your cities if not careful. Amazing isn't it.

Another ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up thing is that no resources are refunded when cancelling construction (it seems), and very few resources are returned (if you have the correct building for this) when demolishing buildings, so have fun with that.
Posted 28 December, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
The randomness is completely borked. An unchanged solution will give different medals, depending on when the editor was opened. Combine that with VERY tight level goals makes this basically unplayable. Most affected are the side missions.

There is also this "DLL" thing that is supposed to be useful but it is not explained at all.

Doesn't help that there are fun bugs like having 2 levels loaded at the same time, think requirements from one level and the nodes for another, breaking everything.
Posted 25 August, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
21.1 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
NO NOT BUY, NOT EVEN ON SALE, SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE TORTURE THAT IS THIS GAME!

Terrible console port of a pretend assassins creed game. The mission gameplay is just a sequence of action scenes with terrible "optional" objectives that will be a pain to complete and sometimes doesn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work. Especially fun when you have to restart the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mission because of how the checkpoint system works.

And don't get me started on the awful equipment selection system. The shop and ledger / homestead management isn't much better either, as it also suffers from terrible console UI.

Everyone that greenlit the release of this deserves to forever be stepping on legos.
Posted 19 May, 2024. Last edited 21 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
146.9 hrs on record (84.5 hrs at review time)
Sale is still blocked in non-PSN countries

See https://steamdb.info/sub/137730/info/
Posted 16 March, 2024. Last edited 9 May, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
56.0 hrs on record (54.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
♥♥♥♥ the Crucible, terrible boss design
Posted 16 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
EDIT:
Apparently the performance has gotten worse and the DLCs are a scam. Stay away from this garbage and go play Cities: Skyline 1 instead.

Original:
The game still needs a few more months (or years) of performance optimization AND terrain LOD stability fixing, as having the coastline spaz out when the camera moves is very distracting. Not recommended until this and the other performance issues are remediated.

One will be much better of with the original Cities: Skylines instead.
Posted 25 October, 2023. Last edited 31 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
An intense, quick (hyperspeed) paced experience of flak dueling.
Worth every cent spent on it.
Posted 9 April, 2022. Last edited 24 November, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
3.3 hrs on record
The 4th installment in the excellent "The Room" series. For those that have played the previous entries then this is a must buy. For those new to that series I recommend starting with the first one to get a more complete experience story wise. (All the games in the "The Room" series are great.)
One would thing being a mobile port would make it awkward to control but I can say that I haven't experienced any difficulties in that regard. That also mostly goes for graphics too, except for when setting "Effects" to "High", that halved my FPS. Alto that might be related to high screen resolution combined with full screen effects.
Posted 20 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
92.2 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The factory must grow: Space edition
Posted 21 January, 2021.
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