Open For E-girl Application

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Hey, I am announcing that I am now taking applications for an E-Girl to play Games with. This is open to all, but there are a few requirements, listed here:

1. Obviously, you must be a girl, from birth and currently. I am not on some gay ♥♥♥♥.

2. You must be hot. This is not a subjective matter; I will need signatures from three ex-boyfriends and 3 male friends that you have not been in a romantic relationship with.

3. You must be supportive. You must cheer after every “Thing” I make, and when I make a mistake, you must not question me.

4. You must be available when I want to play. I am usually on around 3Pm - 6Am Central Europe Time; if I call, you must get on and play with me.

5. You must be between the ages of 18 and 25. I am not trying to babysit, nor am I trying to watch my gaming partner die before I do.

6. You must be “down to clown.” There will be times when I get horny and/or lonely; you must be there to snuggle with or nut in. (Really important)

7. You must call me "Daddy." I will refer to you as "Kitten." You can choose to speak in a "Loli" voice, but that is not required (though it is extremely recommended, as it can skyrocket your chances of getting the spot).