Waiterboy : gwa never lose
Waiterboy : until; we lose
Waiterboy : and then disband

You spam feint the entire time essentially gambling that he won't just attack you, and honestly if anyone were going against that - attacking you is then like playing red in roulette when 80% of the wheel is red. It's a pretty gimme bet.

I couldn't read your text as my Earl grey tea was more important. What you have to whine about across the forum is not
of consequence to me at all.

At ease soldier!

I'll try to explain. The most effective way to win in Chivalry is to ♥♥♥♥ up the game's real time swing manipulation (you can move your mouse to alter your attack while swinging your weapon) and animation system as much as possible to make your attacks difficult to read in order to throw off your opponents timing/parries. Spinning like a ballerina on cocaine, jerking your mouse around like a spastic chimpanzee, staring at your own feet or the sky while shoving your butt into your opponents crotch to attack them from below with an overhead swing... that sort of nonsense. Problem is, this way of playing the game eats away at your soul. You subconsciously know you're basically cheating, exploiting the game's poorly implemented melee combat for some cheap victories. Eventually you either quit the game to salvage your sanity, or you embrace the cheese and become a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on https://np.reddit.com/r/chivalrygame who pretends to be a noob

time to pug honey