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a real asset

"My sense of purpose is gone! I have no idea who I AM!"
"Oh, my God... You've.. You've turned him into a DEMOCRAT!"
-- Doonesbury
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[Brian Singing to Stewie]
Brian: I'll bet money / You'll marry a honey / Who's pretty and funny / And her name will be Ted.
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* joeyh takes advantage of netscape's marvelous ability to crash to close
10 windows with a single keypress
<joeyh> now that's progress!
<Knghtbrd> Bus error =>
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Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
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I am a deeply superficial person.
-- Andy Warhol
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Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant "♥♥♥♥♥".
(The Colour of Magic)
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A little kid went up to Santa and asked him, "Santa, you know when I'm bad
right?" And Santa says, "Yes, I do." The little kid then asks, "And you
know when I'm sleeping?" To which Santa replies, "Every minute." So the
little kid then says, "W

What a man, man