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⎝⧹Sarnyx⧸⎠ 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:33pm 
Salmonocz It is that time of year again when I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Enjoy your time with your friends and family and see you next year!
⎝⧹Sarnyx⧸⎠ 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:33am 
Dear Salmonocz,

It's time for my annual Christmas message!
I hope last year was a great year and that you can end the year with friends and family.
May next year be just as great, or even better for you!

Merry Christmas, and a happy new year!
Branislav Ibranovic 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:13pm 
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Branislav Ibranovic 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:12pm 
i didnt ♥♥♥♥ my cat. i didnt ♥♥♥ on my cat. i didnt put my ♥♥♥♥ anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)
Branislav Ibranovic 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:12pm 
Attention all Fortnite gamers: John Wick is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers, but to do this he needs a golden scar and a couple of chug jugs. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the epic Victory Royal!
⎝⧹Sarnyx⧸⎠ 24 Dec, 2022 @ 3:01am 
Salmonocz I'd like to wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year!
May 2023 be a great new year for you and your family, with exciting new moments and making new friends!
Sono 10 Dec, 2022 @ 9:52am 
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⎝⧹Sarnyx⧸⎠ 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:59am 
Salmonocz, 2021 might not have been the best year for you, with the restrictions, lockdowns and many others things turning your world up side down. But you managed to pull through! I wish 2022 to be THE year for you! May it be a year filled with happiness and many great memories!

I wish you an amazing 2022! :heartris:
⎝⧹Sarnyx⧸⎠ 24 Dec, 2021 @ 11:31am 
I'd like to wish you a Merry Christmas! May you have an amazing time with your friends and family!
헤르미 25 Aug, 2021 @ 9:30am 
𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎:
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Sono 18 Jan, 2021 @ 6:49am 
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⎝⧹Sarnyx⧸⎠ 25 Dec, 2020 @ 1:53am 
I'd like to wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
Branislav Ibranovic 8 Jul, 2020 @ 3:07pm 
The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partner's face. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one.

Hopeless 5 Jul, 2020 @ 8:55am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
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⎝⧹Sarnyx⧸⎠ 1 Jan, 2020 @ 1:28am 
Happy new year!!
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