It's so cute to watch you younglings try to offend me. Im going to let you in on a little secret...to offend someone or hurt someone's feelings that person has to give a ♥♥♥♥ what you think about them and I could care less what you little twatbiscuits think about anything, especially me or my life. Y'all haven't even earned the participation trophy level at insulting people better than you. I 100% (not really) believe if you keep trying and give it your all you MIGHT (but not likely) insult me enough and become important enough in my life to make me come back to this post and read more comments from you. IF you really, really try you might actually earn another comment back from me. Give it your best guys, I believe yall totally have what it takes (I really dont) to offend me.😉

You're a cognitively inferior, irrational, emotionally-impulsive pseudo sentient animal-person who utilizes an arbitrary relativity matrix as a selection process for behavioral responses to nebulous external stimuli, enjoy irreverence.

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-♥♥♥ on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his ♥♥♥♥, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me.

Tuna juice is sooooo good! It makes my mouth water just thinking about it! I wish they sold it in six-packs. The oily kind is really good, too. I just take a can opener to it, cut all the way around, and squeeze down. Once the top is full of juice, I drink it! I used to squeeze and drink at the same time, but then I had an unlucky streak where little pockets would suddenly collapse and squirt tuna juice into my left eye. Always the left eye. So now I squeeze, then drink. Who else loves the stuff?

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