Immediately after clocking this masterpiece, I rushed here to write up the one true comprehensive and completely accurate review.

This product is not like romance in real life, nothing like the confusing slog that is dealing with real women. They will mislead you and make you believe what is not true; their every word is a lie. This game, however... It shines the truth into my heart. This is what humans should be, and all they should need. Such a simple concept, and so simply executed such that anybody can grasp it and succeed - but not like me. I am unquestionably the master of women and their 'romances'.

That is what this game has made me realise. It struck me as soon as that final (reasonable) achievement unlocked. To reach deep into the heart, life, and love of a woman, all that must be done is to repeat such a simple process. Talk to them, answer their one question and ask them three in return. Survey their interests and give them disgusting, material gifts that appease their primitive wants. Take them on a date, perhaps engage in a game not unlike Candy Crush. Speak to them words that give them value, and you will unlock the next stage of their intimacy.

Such a process needs only to be repeated a handful of times until they believe you've become one, two beings intertwined in the most unifying of human rituals. 'You have shared your life and now these two combine to create more.' What a senseless waste of time, because immediately after achieving this the goal of this product - the goal of LIFE - is to move on to the next target. The next woman you will seduce with this painfully simple exchange of gestures.
If you are like me, and you have come to realise this truth, I congratulate you.
If not, I pity you. You are a slave to complications and complex twisted words that ultimately result in only pain and suffering.
While spending time with these women is largely a waste of time, I will continue to spend my time accompanying these fine women to their digital beds.
This does bring a smile to my face...