Shaman
Pre-Workout Ketamine
 
 
Interviewer: So why is it you want to work for our company?

Me:
I'm moving different

this ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me man

Imma dog

I'm biting the fart bubbles in the bath

we smokin symbiotes

smoking that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian Fur Burger Deluxe Mega Millions Scratcher Skunk
Bubba Kush™

we smokin dung beetle

I'm on 12 Vicodins smoking on Scooby-Doo ♥♥♥♥

we smoking Sequoia Banshee boogers

we snorting that good Buffalo Soldier Tamaran Jordanian gibbies

they must have amnesia they forgot that I'm him

that Burberry Backwoods pack hittin

that ♥♥♥♥♥ smell like a Hellcat V8

we smoking ♥♥♥♥ in a glass pipe blowing the Lord's bubbles

I'm sick in the head

I'm on them Broward County Tic Tacs

I'm on them Georgetown geronimo's

I'm on them Nashville nibblers

I left my Margiela's in the Benz truck

I'll have to stun on them next time

I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ if I go blind I don't need to see the price tag anyway

I'm high on 12 Jason Bourne's looking to beat the ♥♥♥ out of a thick fresh Oak

we're smoking filtered crack you stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥

I'LL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILL YOU

call that ♥♥♥♥♥ The Matrix cause I'm in this ♥♥♥♥♥ and I can't get out

last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves

the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them

slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him

I need more Sequoia Banshee boogers

don't be shy girl I love me some pusstrami mud flaps

I'm moving like French Montana heah

welcome to the Cream Kingdom ♥♥♥♥♥ open up

Blac Chyna Id drink her piss out of another man's balls

my shooter a crackhead he looked like Woody Harrelson

you ain't seen 10 bands in your life jit

reach for my neck you'll get turned into an example

y'all gotta stop playing with me man

I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the Great Pyramids

I pushed the camel through the eye of a needle

this ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me man

tied the OPS to the back of a trackhawk

and dragged them around the block for 24 hours

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ look like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with em

Ops wanted some initiative

blew up their entire quadrant

I'm moving like Oppenheimer

she dropped that ass on me from an aggregarious angle

they thought I was Steven Wallace

top shelf Zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm

I have seen the Magna Carta

I've seen the eye of horus

I was flipping bricks for Manza Musa before y'all even became a type 1 civilization

this ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me you stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥

step the wrong way and you will perish

that ♥♥♥♥♥ feel like Biscoff butter

you think I care about this ♥♥♥♥

ask me if I care about this ♥♥♥♥

because I don't give a ♥♥♥♥

if I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a ♥♥♥♥

I'd be broke cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥

my ♥♥♥♥♥ look like David Hasselhoff

I balled so hard they thought I was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ nut sack

this ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothing to me man ILL KILL YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥



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Smiley 24 Oct, 2023 @ 5:05pm 
gulpin seamonkeys by the gallon my tummy feel crazy
Smiley 11 Dec, 2018 @ 10:10pm 
I can't believe this guy died and left me with these six kittens, I don't even know what to do with them, I was told never to eat ♥♥♥♥♥ but I ran out of cat food and the other cats were eating it, I mean why not? I was going to leave them at a shelter but they wouldn't accept them since they all have feline aids and chlamydia. They keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my indoor sandbox and it's pissing me off and really effecting the structual integrity of my sand castles. I yell at them to stop but they're all deaf from the bass boosted anime soundtracks I keep playing, I can't help it though because god knows I'm lonely and the bass blast the stress right out of my bones. Every time I pop a chub in this house It gets attacked and the police won't do ♥♥♥♥ about animal abuse.
I'm down to four cats now and the first went missing at your funeral. I think he may have jumped down there with you or something.
God bless you man, I'll miss our fortnite game nights so much.:agathacross:
Icy 15 Dec, 2016 @ 7:26pm 
racist as ♥♥♥♥
Smiley 23 May, 2016 @ 1:24pm 
Couldnt hit boat if he fell out of a water
y u do this 25 Jul, 2015 @ 2:43pm 
What a ♥♥♥
Smiley 30 Oct, 2014 @ 1:57pm 
America's #1 spookyghostie defense force. 11/10