Now listen closely! Here's a little lesson in trickery; this is going down in history. If you want to be a villain number one, you must chase a superhero on the run! Now follow my moves, and sneak around. Be careful not to make a sound, shhhh. NO DON'T TOUCH THAT! Hahaha! Look at this net, that I just found; when I say "go", be ready to throw! Go! THROW IT AT HIM NOT ME! Ugh, let's try something else. Now watch, and learn, here's the deal: you slip and slide on this banana peel! Hahaha! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Sincerely,
- Robbie Rotten