me is biggest stalkers fan me has always been stalkres fan me peeordered the most aspensive edition like me always do becasue me is a f-ing mug

120 lies told today millstone earned today

wait a minnit. . ...,,. . .................,,!., why my screenshits no full of me showin oof latest gam that me was blabbing about .?. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm "wired" i mean i do love to brag and show off my screenshits sooo somthin must be wrong maybe me cant run it but i did need to "preorder" cuz devs need eat too and if you no be wingmens and preorder gams or do support buys for stupidshit then you not real "gammer" like me anwyways me need go repeats latest cool meme wordsies that i herd and go look at guyde for were find a dipshitfish in gam i buy just so i can show off my dipshitfish collection becus i need the atentshin and cant go a day without braginggs by dearhonbro "cockandbone"

you will see me lying on the floor

it was my first lie of the day and me think me done alltrite :3333333 it was a great lie if i do say so myself i will never go a day without spewing a lie or brag about something and i love it :333333333 i meet really stupid players who believe my lies and give me awards for being an insufferable douche and i did well it not a bad lie i have not went a second all day without lying or bragging to members of community who have taught me so many tips and advise on how to keep lying and bragging only thing i hate about lying is the people who call me out and the freaky gollum aliens that skitter away from my friends list and my brian is bullet proof cuz it size of a adam and so a slap them with lie after lie about how my wife and sister do exist and that me is a real grill XD really learning to hate truth and love the lie at same time

i personally have fallen in love with pretending to be my own sister and pretending i have a wife and daughters i am learning to enjoy

Such an inspiring and enlightening quote! However, I feel that this quote that I'm about to copy and paste, about 10.12345 seconds from now, straight from one of my favorite sites, amazinglyinspiringquotesbyidiotsforidiots.comb, is quite possibly, one of the most inspiring and enlightening quotes, since sliced bread, and I'm pretty sure that my brain cell count increased 10-fold after first reading it, and I believe it should be up on billboards across the universe so that it can inspire not only the beans, here on this planet, but also to help inspire all of the stars out there to go supernova, and to have little baby black holes, so that they can consume the universe, before The Big Captain Crunch comes out to play . .. ..., anyway, here is my favorite quote of all time.... . .