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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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The graphics, oh the graphics! So vivid and clear, That one could almost touch, taste and hear. The sound effects, they doth ring in my ear, Like the music of angels, so pure and dear.
But 'tis not just the presentation, that doth impress, For the gameplay, it doth leave one breathless. The controls, so smooth and intuitive, That one doth feel like a master, so executive.
The story, oh the story! So epic and grand, That it doth transport one to a faraway land. The characters, they doth steal one's heart, And leave one with emotions, so profound and tart.
But alas, there are flaws, even in this masterpiece, For bugs and glitches, they doth mar the release. And sometimes the difficulty, it doth rise too steep, Leaving one frustrated and feeling most cheap.
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