Master of the game

my brother

signed by squish <3

cheater.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little pile of potatoes with gravy on top? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Culinary College, and I’ve been involved in numerous Thanksgiving dinners with conservative family, and I have had over 300 confirmed political arguments over food. I am trained in turkey warfare and I’m the top gravy man in the entire US armed commissary. You are nothing to me but just another mouth. I will feed you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the dinner table? Think again, and stuff it. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of chefs across the

USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you honey-baked ham. The cranberry storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your dinner. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ full, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can feed you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare slow-cooker. Not only am I extensively trained in green bean casserole, but I have access to the entire spice rack and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your food-coma ass off the face of the continent, you little piece of pumpkin pie. If only you could have known what caloric retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your famished tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guest at my dinner table. I will cram furiously prepared food all down your throat and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ delighted, kiddo.

Hold on Inori-chan. Can you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ abandon guilty crown

Woah, Fishoo, hold on a second buddy. You wanna talk about something? You have a 572 units per second startzone. Now, I'm gonna have to explain something to you here. If I pop up my show velocity on the startzone as I fall out I get a 442 Z units, right? That's consistent, because its a fall zone - it's consistent 100% of the time. BUT RIGHT THERE I got 454, that's a LAG. Now, actually if we do a little pythagorean theorem; if I open my Google Chrome and I do square root of 350, which is the maximum horizontal units per second squared, plus.. what was it.. 454.. squared - THEN we get 573. YOU just LAGGED a startzone my buddy, oooh. That's an ouch right there.

Woah, hold on a second buddy. You wanna talk about something? You have a 572 units per second startzone. Now, I'm gonna have to explain something to you here, if I pop up my show velocity on the startzone as I fall out I get a 442 Z units, right? That's consistent. Because its a fall zone - it's consistent 100% of the time BUT RIGHT THERE I got 454, that's a LAG. Now, actually if we do a little pythagorean theorem if I open my Google Chrome and I do square root of 350, which is the maximum horizontal units per second, squared, plus.. what was it.. 454.. squared - THEN we get 573. YOU just LAGGED startzone my buddy, oooh. Thats an ouch right there.

Damn ♥♥♥♥♥ you sexy

happy new queer my dudo!
u r the only dudo that can xd like u!
plox repot this siknes to any other dudo out there!
big xd

lmao kid you surfed like u have a maximum of 300 hours of surfing experience. like u have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ partial parkinsons every time i spectate u and the fact that u were +.30 my wrcp on surf_oasis on s5 consistently while surf admins were speccing u means that ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad and u cant get legitimate wrcps normally. u only use ur lag switch whenever no one is speccing you and the fact u can even get wrcps againt me, systm, beetle, etc, etc who have had 2k+ hours of surfing experience each means you're using some nefarious software to glitch ur stage times. no one is going to believe ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lies and u also even admitted some of ur times are illegitimate, yet u only mention that when uve been confronted about the issue ♥♥♥♥ outta kid never come back to this community again go have fun beating horizon wrcps which are impossible to beat the max, you'll fit good there