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He's been dbirding on my pepperoni till I Vorjax

Truly the amogus chad

Please here me out. In recent years I have taken it upon myself to give up urinating in toilets and instead do it in sinks wherever possible. My reasoning for doing so is because I like sitting down to pee however my penis is too big and droopy for that (sometimes the tip touches the basin which is unhygienic and disgusting). The next best solution is to find somewhere at hip height and the fact of the matter is that sinks are perfect for this. It may be more challenging for women but I am not female so I cant give you the logistical rundown on that front, I apologise. What I dislike is people being grossed out when we get on this topic and i tell them i do it in my own home as if this is some kind of crime?? Seems like people are more offended by the idea than anything else.

TIE ME UP AND PEG ME MOMMY!!!

Private Matvey. We call you back.