This guy sold fentanyl to my 8 year old kid.

10/10 great prices

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Let me tell you, I am absolutely cooked. We’re not talking ‘a little cooked’ here, no, I’m talking about so done, you could serve me with a side of fries. Work has me feeling like I’ve been running a marathon, uphill, in the snow, with no shoes on—and that’s just before lunch! Every task feels like it takes ten times the energy it should. I sit down at my desk, and suddenly my brain is like, 'Nope, we’re done here.'

And even though I’m pretending to be productive, let’s be honest—I'm more cooked than overdone toast. I’m so mentally fried that simple tasks seem like rocket science. My coffee cup is working harder than I am at this point. Even lifting my arms to type feels like I’m bench pressing bricks.

Every part of me is just… cooked. If someone asks me to do one more thing, I might just melt into my chair. So yeah, I’m here, I’m functioning—sort of—but trust me, I’m cooked and struggling to keep it all together!

This guy’s always whining about how ‘cooked’ he is from work, but we all know he’s just scrolling through reels and sending snaps all day. While he’s busy curating his Instagram feed and acting like he's barely surviving, I’m out here juggling four full-time jobs. He’ll send you a snap looking exhausted, but we all know the only thing wearing him out is deciding which meme to share next. If he’s cooked, then I’m charbroiled and left for dead.

This man has been an important piece in my game, he doesn't know that I often take pictures of him and his family. Rumors say that the brother is gay, but no one has the answer. Never
meet him with a family member because then he will be seducing the person regardless of whether it is a boy or a girl. The reason he's such an important piece is because he has so many crimes on him that if the police suspect me I just pull out all the sensitive information so no one suspects I've done anything.

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