i would have been able to have my minimum requirement of water. i would have survived, and i would have thrived. all because of the squiggly cup.

you think i work at sea world, giving you free food all day? your going to have to pay for this meal. come on up.

you know what this makes you? a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ salad waster!

yeaaaaah, emerald city aszhole!

god made me like this im ashamed to be called his creation

im not getting you Sh!T you underage F$cK