probably a weeb

very small bean

== SCP Foundation, Subsection Hyperion ==
Subject: Vocal
Containment Class: Apollyon
Special Containment Procedures: Subject is to be provided with 24/7 internet, snacks, and movies as requested to their "Gamer Pad", to subdue their active tendencies. (A preference for White Claw and Overwatch is noted, as well as horror films of varying theming).
Description: Vocal is an absolute gamer, cracked in many games to the point that even the SCP Foundation cannot fully contain them. Their appearance is of a [REDACTED] , with [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] . Further description is restricted to personnel of Level 2 or above.
Abilities: W/ over 1k hours in DBD and other forms of competitive media, Vocal is considered lethal when angered. When met with a 'bit', expect to double down, unwilling to relent until they establish superiority.
Rating: 10/10, a great friend, a dangerous enemy.

she is so cute OMG! i love my new wifey mercy pocket. hope to smoke up some of that cali premium with her if you know what im sayin ;)

Ran into Vocal at Walmart today. Told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to bother her. She said, “Like you’re doing now?” All I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and closing her hand shut in my face. I walked away and continued shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands. The girl at the counter was nice about it and was like “Maam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back.

When the cashier took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent electrical infetterence,” then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she started to say the price, Vocal kept interrupting her by yawning loudly.

+rep though

owo