Yo, we hadn't snacked on each other in a while. Wanna gobble bobble yknow what I mean?

Ayo ayo, my man, my boy toy man, hahaaaaaaaaaaa. Feelin peckish enough to gobble your juices yknow what im saying haaaa? Kinda stuck gobblin on dat IV drip IRL my dude yes? Kinda dying IRL but they keep me poppin pills and that sweet IV my man my guy haahaaaa. Let's abiotic some factors amirite? Hahaaaaa

Drinks whiskey with literal bionic arms, takes out the AA battery and puts a new one, shoves a praxis kit up his ass for that autoprostate tickler, makes sure his sunglasses are on because you have long ♥♥♥♥ if you do, you see his neckbeard that is so unkempt it looks like pubes, you can see the "Live Laugh Love" tattoo on his hand, smoking pack after pack, the fedora gets tipped automatically by the incel augmentation, the ice cracks in the whiskey glass as he says "I never asked for this..."

So this Marvel Rivals game is pretty neat, huh? I still play Moonman, I play a lot of Moonman, cause he has a white costume and as we know white always reigns supreme yknow HAHA yeah Kanye dab = =

Have you played Marvel Rivals? I've played Marvel Rivals. My favorite character to play is C U M Knight. You can throw an Ankh and spread the holy egyptian ♥♥♥ of the egyptian gods. There's also a sea man that isn't Aquaman for some reason but his rip off. Spider Man's butcheeks look spreadable enough.

Anyway, the game is a lot of fun

Though year is new, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥'s old
My ♥♥♥♥ is big and mighty bald.
I shave it so is could be stiff,
On christmass, and on new years eve.

Love,
Your favorite pounding Father