I ever tell you the time I summoned an old god? Yeah it was bonkers. Was visiting rural Japan because one of close friends said it was absolutely crazy, little did I know by crazy he meant all this weird wacky voodoo stuff. Met some old dude with a freaky scar called himself a follower of kat-ruthu or something I wasn't actually listening to him don't think he spoke English and just kept nodding along. Unbeknownst to me I actually joined some freaky club, they gave me some cheapo mask and everything it. It was absolutely awesome, went to some rinky dink lighthouse where we had some circle and statue in the center. We all started singing a song or something I was actually busy on my phone texting my pal who I was supposed to meet. Turns out he was a human sacrifice which was crazy, never saw him again hope he's doing fine since we got plans this weekend. By the end of the night all I can recall is seein some ugly squid guy walking out the water like godzilla. Turns out looking at this Kat-ruthu actually melted my brain a little since my eyes and ears kept bleeding. Doing fine now but I can still hear voices and am completely fluent in r'lyehian.

I ever tell you the time I summoned an old god? Yeah it was bonkers. Was visiting rural Japan because one of close friends said it was absolutely crazy, little did I know by crazy he meant all this weird wacky voodoo stuff. Met some old dude with a freaky scar called himself a follower of kat-ruthu or something I wasn't actually listening to him don't think he spoke English and just kept nodding along. Unbeknownst to me I actually joined some freaky club, they gave me some cheapo mask and everything it. It was absolutely awesome, went to some rinky dink lighthouse where we had some circle and statue in the center. We all started singing a song or something I was actually busy on my phone texting my pal who I was supposed to meet. Turns out he was a human sacrifice which was crazy, never saw him again hope he's doing fine since we got plans this weekend. By the end of the night all I can recall is seein some ugly squid guy walking out the water like godzilla. Turns out looking at this Kat-ruthu actually melted my brain a little since my eyes and ears kept bleeding. Doing fine now but I can still hear voices and am completely fluent in r'lyehian.