hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to "straight" porn, that that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again.

Today, I fapped. Yet I just could not feel the rushes of dopamine I had been accustomed to. I kept on stimulating my genitalia, but felt nothing, and simply could not maintain an erection. After 20 minutes straight of trying to ♥♥♥ to no avail, I finally felt as if I was on the verge of a climax. And with passion, I punched my ♥♥♥♥ into submission. I beat it until it wanted nothing more but death. With great strength and perseverance, I was finally able to reach the orgasm. But instead of feeling the raw ecstacy of releasing my sperm cells, I felt nothing. My muscles were contracting, and semen was being released, yet I did not feel anything. I cried myself to sleep, trying to wait through my refractory period and hope my next orgasm could be better.

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This is your doctor I know you have problems getting an erection but you have to stop taking so much Viagra. You come almost every day reporting an erection lasting for more than four hours. You are going to die taking as much Viagra as you do.

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