Recent reviews by Blatant Lizardry

Babe wake up new picross just dropped

Great game, devs and publisher who listens. It's a little buggy, but it's extremely fun.

When I said "I want smaller games made by fewer people who are paid more to work less", UFO is what I meant. It's a shame it's so niche, though.

ROCK AND STONE!!!!

I love this game dearly but...

It's got some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ problems.

Grindy, copy pastey, glitchy, not well optimized, etc.

I'm still going to play it and support the hell out of it.

But please, for your own good, stay away from this. For a good instance of just "why" I don't recommend this, the big final event for Season of the Undying was literally a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ model swap. No difference from the original event. Just a model swap.

I love this game dearly

It turns me into a salty dipsh!t I actively cannot stand being around

This game ate my life

♥♥♥♥, this game has some serious style.

While this game doesn't have too too much depth or variety within it, I still can't help but find myself coming back to it. It's just a fun game.

I like this game a lot, but I simply can't reccomend it. It's fun, it's quirky, and admittedly dialog can be funny here and there.

But, then comes in my major gripe with the game: The movement system. I've played enough games with quirky control systems to know the difference between a consistent, but quirky control scheme and an inconsistent quirky control scheme. This game has by far, an extremely inconsistent moving system. Often, I'll have to course correct for the drunken slurs of movement characters in this game have; and times I won't have to course correct for it, which in turn drives a screw-up out. Often, the character will totally fail to grab anything, causing me to have to redo climbing and jumping several times over. Also, jumps from time to time just don't feel like a jump but instead just plain my character falling over.

I get it though. The god-awful movement is the joke; it's just a poorly tuned joke.

If you want to drop money on another titanfall quality 40 GB minigame, this is where you do!