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hi im mr brtian winner of this years mr birttans awards, hosted at the mr britan award show savery street, also winner of the mr britan worldride series and runner up as the sexiest man in the world. yes im 79

The 34-year-old bid farewell to his PSG teammates and Parisian officials in an emotional speech during which he spoke of his life-long admiration of Newcastle boss Steve Bruce.

‘I was only 34 when I arrived here. And will leave after two months’ loyal service to the club’.

Newcastle United are expected to announce his signing in the next few hours. Asked about joining the Geordie outfit, Messi replied:

‘Ever since I was little boy, kicking a ball about the streets of Rosario, I’ve always dreamed of playing for Newcastle’.

‘I remember watching Temuri Ketsbaia lose the plot after scoring a last-minute winner and I said to my mother: ‘One day I will kick the sh*t out of the advertising hoardings at St James’ Park too, mama’.

The six-time Ballon d’Or winner also spoke fondly of current Newcastle manager Steve Bruce.

‘Bruce is considered a genius in South America’, revealed Messi.


Idc what he says, I am Portuguese and I am Messi die-hard fan till I die, and it's really easy to see who is the best football player, not even up to comparision, Messi is the greatest I have ever seen, and most probably the greatest of all times. I want Argentina to win the world cup, the 2014 final still hurts me to this day, and will probably do forever if Messi never gets the world cup.