Help guys, is eating your own c.u.m gay?

It was yesterday morning, my penis hurted and I was rly rly horny so I watched porn on my mom's laptop. Just as I was to c.u.m, my mom came. She asked if I want a sandwich, I told her wait. I noticed i don't have any tissues, so I came in my hand. I don't think she suspected me of Cummins but I need to get rid of my c.u.m some where. She handed me a sandwich which I hold onto my other hand. I had an idea and that is to wipe my hand on the sandwich. But I was really stupid and accidentally ate it while gaming.

Can someone tell me if that makes me gay? I don't want to get bullied like the others in school

a very cool dude

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