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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:28pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 11:31am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 5:49am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 10:45am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:11pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 2:02am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:53pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 4:58pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 10:42am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 10:19am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 9:57pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 10:16am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 1:10pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 4:12pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 11:09am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 10:42am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 11:09am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 3:45pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:15am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:51am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 1:27pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 5:09pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 4:48pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:12pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 9:03pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:36pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:52pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:13pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 5:19am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 8:22pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 2:53pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 11:38pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 10:45am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 10:16am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 4:32pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:29pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 3:46pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:12pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:31pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 9:05pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 4:01pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:38pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:18pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 5:34am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:06pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:35pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:39pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 7:12pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 8:57pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:33pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 4:17pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:51am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 4:55pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:05pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:29pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 11:18am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:43pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:46pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:37pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:14pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 5:19am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 4:19pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:29pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:28pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:33pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 8:33pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:02pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 5:19am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 4:17pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 7:15pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:11pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:29pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:20pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:14pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 10:55am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 12:27am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 6:53pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 10:55am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 9:20pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 10:33pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 9:35pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 5:19am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:32pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:16pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:31pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:10pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:11pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:11pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:24pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 7:14pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 6:14pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 12:21am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 8:51pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:43pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 12:30pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:43pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:59am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 12:20am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:53am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 12:20am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 4:28am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 11:14am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:28pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:28pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:19pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 6:14pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 7:54pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 9:58pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:55am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 3:52pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:52pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:14pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:05pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 6:14pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 12:21am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 2:32pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:36pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:37am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:15pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 1:02pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:34pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:54am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:30pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:10pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 6:14pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 2:45am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 8:52pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 12:27am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 11:41am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 11:40am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:53am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 8:57pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 9:18pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 8:33am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:31pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 12:21am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 12:22am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 7:35pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:59am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 2:16pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 2:00pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:21pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 6:14pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:53am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 12:12am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:28pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:43am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:30pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:17am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May @ 8:12am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:23pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:43pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 6:34pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:05pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 6:31pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 1:31pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:36am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:54pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 11:06am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 2:15pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 5:19am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 4:09pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:03pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:29pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 4:28am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:35pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 9:54pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 5:30pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:53am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:55am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 4:30am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 11:41am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 10:44am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:15am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 2:28pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:24am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 12:22am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 1:19pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 10:05pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 12:53pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 3:16am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 1:31am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:52pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:10pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 12:10pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 8:34am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:13am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:52pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:52pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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